Fuck, today can just kiss my ass!
That is all.
A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (by turnerbenelux)
We’ve all seen something like this before. But the execution and content in this is pretty sweet.
Some koalas simply need a good ass whoopin’.
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. It’s like a record. The ear demands some variety.
Now listen.
I vary the sentence length, and I create music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that bums with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.
-gary provost
The Bullet Express (by WolfgoreShow)
Apparently, there is someone out there that actually hates infomercials more than I do.
Everything about this is so right.
(Source: youtube.com)
